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dead-kennedy101

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YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME!?!....Only using three words, what would you say to me?


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Stolen from :iconsizab:
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now, i have a List of weapons that must be created.

Pistol W/ Knuckleduster Grip.
Caseless Rifle.  we did have the H&K G11, but the cases detonated in the magazine because the Mag was right above the barrel.
Caseless SMG.
Knife Grenade Launcher.  'nuff said.
a larger caliber Man-portable Minigun.
a Wrist mounted weapon, like an emergency pistol, or something.
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Stolen from :iconharlebat:
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:bulletorange:1. Where did you get your icon?
found it on the internet.

:bulletorange:2. What exactly are you wearing right now?
Black t-shirt, with a guitar and the caption"if it's too loud, you're too old."
somewhat torn Tan Cargo pants.
winter cap, also black.

:bulletorange:3. What is your current problem?
i'd rather not talk about it.

:bulletorange:4. What makes you happy most?
borderlands, a new Microphone, meeting friends from the internet.

:bulletorange:5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Panzermensch - And One(thanks, :iconharlebat:)

:bulletorange:6. Any celeb you would marry?
not one comes to my mind.
:bulletorange:7. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
as far as i know, i'm the only summer solstice.

:bulletorange:8. Ever sang in front of a large audience?
no way.

:bulletorange:9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
no.

:bulletorange:10. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
no.

:bulletorange:11. Do you speak any languages?
bit of spanish, german.

:bulletorange:12. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
my grandma.

:bulletorange:13. Do you ever watch MTV?
just "Fantasy Factory" and Rob & Big.

:bulletorange:14. What's something that really annoys you?
My sister(i hate her with a fiery passion)
Algebra


Chapter 1:
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:bulletorange:1. Middle name:
Franklin Barry

:bulletorange:2. Nickname(s):
Bean(i tan like toast.)

:bulletorange:3. Current location
Grand Rapids, Michigan

:bulletorange:4. Eye color:
i describe it to be a bluish gray.

Chapter 2:
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:bulletorange:1. Do you get along with your parent(s):
yep.

:bulletorange:2.Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
separate, unfortunately.

Chapter 3: Favourites
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:bulletorange:1. Ice Cream:
strawberry, sans tiny chunks.

:bulletorange:2. Season:
winter.  so many camo oppurtunities.

:bulletorange:3. Shampoo/conditioner:
pert for both.
though i find soap gets a good thick lather going if you- TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

:bulletorange:4. Favourite Thing?
love me my Xbox.
Chapter 4: Do You..
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:bulletorange:1. Dance in the shower?
i prefer to sing.

:bulletorange:2. Do you write on your hand?
no. freakin'. way.

:bulletorange:3. Call people back?
sometimes.
:bulletorange:4. Believe in life after love?
i think that's a song.  and yes, sort of.

:bulletorange:5.Believe in God?
a slight bit.
:bulletorange:6. Any bad habits?
nose picking(trying to stop.)
nail biting.
i also tend to pronounce the word "Etcetera" as "Ekcetera"

:bulletorange:7. Any mental health issues:
not sure if this counts, but i laugh at many times because i remember funny videos.

:bulletorange:8. Word you said:
huh?

:bulletorange:9. Movie You Saw:
not all too sure.
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1. killing someone.
2. alternative method of killing.
3. cooking bacon.(someone actually did this with an MG42)
4. starting that spinning thing on the playground.
5. pogo stick.  really epic pogo stick.
6. the .50 jump. (it's like rocket jumping)
7. golfing.  perfect drive every time.
8. Hammering in nails.
9. bludgeoning weapon.
10. changing the channel when you lost the remote.
11. achieving flight.
12. improptu rocket launcher.
13. conversation piece.(regurgitating petroleum is fine too.)
14. a car when you need it.
15. disciplinary measure.
16. making people piss themselves.
17. decoration.
18. leadership tool.
19. anti-leadership tool.
20. barrel rolls.

more to come, this is done for comedy purposes only.  the MG42 thing is all truth, though.
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well, my computer's been crashing lately.  and after every crash, i'll give it about 10 or 20 minutes to cool off, and i'll get like, 5 minutes of firefox out of it.  my friend says that the graphics card is going, and i need to res-down my display to put it under less stress.  it's crashed completely before, back when i was running windows XP, but that was due to a virus.  the crashing started after i downloaded a bum-ass console emulator.  Kids, don't download third-party emulators for old consoles.  it'll just end in tears.  on the brighter side, my computer's bluescreened like 3 times in the past month, and i'm using it to type this up.  is that good?  but, any of you have any advice?  i'm running a(hacked) copy of windows 7, and I want to go back to XP, but i don't have a job, no money, no transportation,(outside of a bike) and no way to fix this.  please help me out here.

on another note, i hate it when my earbud cord(skullcandy ink'd gray and blacks for anyone wondering, i have my MP3 player on the quietest setting and it booms like my stock pair, which was up to volume block 2.:iconimhappyplz:) gets caught under my leg when i sit down, and i need to pull them out.:iconnotimpressedplz:
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